More Texts - again - non-g-rated are marked with an *
Gynecologist...
Brain Buster - F's
Beautiful
SPAM SONG!!! (not from Monty Python
Rappin' With Your Rep.
Barts Chalkboard Sentences
Neil Boortz Commencement Speech
She Needs Friends!!! How to Make Friends...
Hand Clapping Games & Jump Rope Rhymes
Things I miss when I feel Nostalgic
(personal)
Childhood Taunts
What's in Your Dash???
Picking Sayings...
Shakespearian Hokey Pokey. (too funny)
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall - The Lyrics! Lol.
The Matrix - Explained. (long, but good)
Rubber Ducky - Lyrics. Lol.
While Nude..
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Punctuation Poem
Penis Demands a Raise...(WAY too hilarious!!!)
Storytime...*
True Tearjerker.. (A Must Read...)
Elixer of Life (yuck)
Twinkies N Root Beer. *smile*
Underwater Post Office?!?
THE Pre-Flight Announcement... (VERY funny!)
Silver Boxes
D&D Stuff from our Good Friend John. *smiles*
Nicknames for Penises*
BAD Pickup Lines..
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Euphemisms for Doin' It...
Top 50 Self-Help Books...
Top 50 Porno Mag Titles*
Top 50 Pop Music Albums...
TOWN Food Fight?!
Is Your Computer Tech a Redneck?
Dust If You Must (poem)
Things That Make You Go Hmmm....
As I've Matured...
Mouseland
Spell Love (joke)
Soldiers On Leave (proven TRUE)
WARNING!!!
Pics you WOULDN'T see on TV...
A Friend - Good one! 8)
Childs Play - Article about Console Gaming "Then & Now"
Office Definitions LOL!
To My Girlfriends (Hilarious)
Creativity & Mental Illness?
Classes for Men/Hubbies (Hahhahaa...)
Record Rescue. Aww...
How to Stay Young- George Carlin
Jokes & Quotes
Ineffective Daily Affirmations. lol
Ode To Diet Coke
Lost Dr. Seuss Poem (work related)
Road Kill Grill (menu)
50 Ways To Piss a Man Off...
Evidently Chicken Town***
Ode to a Horny Toad?
Do U Know Jack Schitt?
Lil Sausage - Joke but true?
Learning to Cuss*...
The 7 Ups
Fancy Defintions
Thanksgiving Poem
Dear Dr. Honeydew
Dragsters Info.. too kewl...
Interesting Reading TOO KEWL!
MY KIND OF CHAIN LETTER!!!
39 Things We've Learned from TV
Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly's Undone
Sweet Poem - Unless You Let It In
Spelling Chequer Poem
You Know You Grew Up in the 80's When...
Some Great Humour
10 Rules of Housekeeping
Chat-O-Rama's List O' Smileys - Dang! lol
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