Pfizer Corp. is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be
available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage.
Suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will
now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink.
This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a
good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of MOUNT AND DO.