| 2B or not 2B | To Be Or Not To Be |
| 4ever | Forever |
| A/S/L | Age/Sex/Location |
| AAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact |
| AATK | Always At The Keyboard |
| ABT | About |
| ACD | Alt Control Delete |
| ADN | Any Day Now |
| AFAIC | As Far As I'm Concerned |
| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| AFAIR | As Far As I Recall |
| AFAIR | As Far As I Remember |
| AFAYC | As Far As You're Concerned |
| AFAYK | As Far As You Know |
| AFC | Away From Computer |
| AFCPS | Any Fool Can Plainly See |
| AFDA | A Few Days Ago |
| AFDB | A Few Days Back |
| AFK | Away From Keyboard |
| AFTP | Anonymous File Transfer Protocol |
| AFU | All F***ed Up |
| AI | As If |
| AIAMU | And I'm A Monkey's Uncle |
| AIH | As It Happens |
| AIIC | As If I Care |
| AISI | As I See It |
| AIUI | As I Understand It |
| AKA or a.k.a. | Also Known As |
| ALA | As Long As |
| ALAP | As Late As Possible |
| AMBW | All My Best Wishes |
| AMF | All My Fault or Adios Mother F***er |
| AMIGA | A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction |
| AML | All My Love |
| ANFAWFOS | And Now For A Word From Our Sponsors |
| ANFAWFOWS | And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor |
| ANFSCD | And Now For Something Completely Different |
| AOAS | All Of A Sudden |
| AOB | Abuse Of Bandwidth |
| AOL | America Online or Army Of Lamers |
| AP | Apple Pie |
| APPLE | Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity |
| ASAFP | As Soon As "Friggin" Possible |
| ASAFP | As Soon As F***ing Possible |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| ASF | And So Forth |
| ASL | Age/Sex/Location |
| ASO | And So On |
| ATM | At The Moment |
| ATSL | Along The Same Line |
| ATST | At The Same Time |
| AWGTHTGTATA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again? |
| AWGTHTGTTA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again |
| AWGTHTGTTSA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again |
| AWOL | Absent Without Leave |
| AWS | As We Speak |
| AWYR | Awaiting Your Reply |
| AYCOOYM | Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind |
| AYF | All Your Fault |
| AYK | As You Know |
| AYOR | At Your Own Risk |
| AYPI | And Your Point Is |
| AYSOS | Are You Stupid Or Something |
| B/C | Because |
| B4 | Before |
| B4N | Bye For Now |
| BAB | Build A Bridge |
| BAC | Back At Computer |
| BAD | Bad As Designed |
| BAF | Brain Already Fried |
| BAIC | Boy Am I Confused |
| BAK | Back At Keyboard |
| BAMF | Bad Ass Mother F***er |
| BASIC | Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control |
| BBFBBM | Body By Fisher, Brains by Mattel |
| BBFN | Bye Bye For Now |
| BBIAB | Be Back In A Bit |
| BBIAF | Be Back In A Few |
| BBL | Be Back Later |
| BBN | Bye Bye Now |
| BBR | Burnt Beyond Repair |
| BBSL | Be Back Sooner or Later |
| BC | Because |
| BCBS | Big Company, Big School |
| BCNU | Be Seein' You |
| BDC | Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com |
| BDN | Big Damn Number |
| BEG | Big Evil Grin |
| BF | Boy Friend |
| BFD | Big F***ing Deal |
| BFFL | Best Friends For Life |
| BFG | Big Fat Grin |
| BFN | Bye For Now |
| BG | Big Grin |
| BGUTI | Better Get Used To It |
| BH | Better Half |
| BHOF | Bald Headed Old Fart |
| BIF | Basis In Fact or Before I Forget |
| BIOYA | Blow It Out Your Ass |
| BIOYIOP | Blow It Out Your I/O Port |
| BITD | Back In The Day |
| BKA | Better Known As |
| BLT | Bacon Lettuce & Tomato |
| BLTN | Better Late Than Never |
| BM | Byte Me |
| BMOTA | Byte Me On The Ass |
| BNF | Big Name Fan |
| BNI | Batteries Not Included |
| BOC | But Of Course |
| BOF | Boring Old Fart |
| BOFH | Bastard Operator From Hell |
| BOHICA | Bend Over Here It Comes Again |
| BOT | Back On Topic |
| BR | Bathroom |
| BRB | Be Right Back |
| BRBGTGP | Be Right Back Got To Go Pee |
| BRGDS | Best Regards |
| BRS | Big Red Switch |
| BRT | Be Right There |
| BS | Big Smile |
| BSF | But Seriously Folks |
| BST | But Seriously Though |
| BT | Byte This |
| BTA | But Then Again or Before The Attacks |
| BTAIM | Be That As It May |
| BTC | Biting The Carpet |
| BTDT | Been There Done That |
| BTDTGTS | Been There Done That Got the T-Shirt |
| BTFT | Been There Fixed That |
| BTHOM | Beats The Hell Outta Me |
| BTK | Back To Keyboard |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Sh** Out Of Me |
| BTU | Back To You |
| BTW | By The Way |
| BTWBO | Be There With Bells On |
| BUGS | Bloody User Generated Symptoms |
| BWDIK | But What Do I Know? |
| BWFH | Bastard Webmaster From Hell |
| BWK | Big Wet Kiss |
| BWL | Bursting With Laughter |
| BWO | Black, White or Other |
| BWQ | Buzz Word Quotient |
| BYOB | Bring Your Own Booze |
| BYORL | Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher |
| C&G | Chuckle and Grin |
| C/P | Cross Post |
| C4N | Ciao For Now |
| CATCH | Come Again? That Can't Help |
| CBL | Come Back Later |
| CD-ROM | Consumer Device Rendered Obsolete in Months |
| CFD | Call For Discussion |
| CFV | Call For Votes |
| CIAO | Goodbye (in Italian) |
| CID | Consider It Done |
| CIS | CompuServe Information Service |
| CLI | Command Line Interface |
| CLM | Career Limiting Move |
| CMF | Count My Fingers |
| CNP | Continued in Next Post |
| COBOL | Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language |
| CofS | Church of Scientology |
| COI | Come On In |
| COTFL | Crawling On The Floor Laughing |
| CP | Chat Post |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember a F***ing Thing |
| CRAP | Cheap Redundant Assorted Products |
| CRAWS | Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh** |
| CRS | Can't Remember Sh** |
| CSG | Chuckle Snicker Grin |
| CSL | Can't Stop Laughing |
| CSW | Can't See Why |
| CSY | Can't Stop Yawning |
| CTC | Choking The Chicken |
| CU | See You |
| CUA | Common User Access or Commonly Used Acronyms |
| CUIC | See You In Church |
| CUL | Catch You Later |
| CUL8R | See You Later |
| CW | Complete Wank |
| CWYL | Chat With You Later |
| CYA | See Ya or Cover Your Ass |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass |
| CYAL8R | See You Later |
| CYL | See You Later |
| CYPUWIPD | Can You Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down |
| D/L | DownLoad |
| DARFC | Ducking And Running For Cover |
| DBAI | Designed By An Idiot |
| DBEYR | Don't Believe Everything You Read |
| DD | Due Diligence |
| DD | Dear Daughter or Dreaded Disease |
| DDD | Direct Distance Dial |
| DEC | Do Expect Cuts |
| DEGT | Don't Even Go There |
| DETI | Don't Even Think It |
| DGT | Don't Go There |
| DH | Dear Husband or Dick Head |
| DHYB | Don't Hold Your Breath |
| DIIK | Damned If I Know |
| DILLIGAD | Do I Look Like I Give A Damn |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F***? |
| DILLIGAS | Do I Look Like I Give A Sh** |
| DINK | Dual Income No Kids |
| DIY | Do It Yourself |
| DKDC | Don't Know Don't Care |
| DL | DownLoad |
| DLN | Don't Leave Now |
| DLTBBB | Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite |
| DLTDHYWTGLSY | Don't Let The Door Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya |
| DLTM | Don't Lie To Me |
| DMML | Don't Make Me Laugh |
| DNPM | Damn Near Pissed Myself |
| DOS | Defective/Dead Operating System or Dozing Off Soon |
| DQYDJ | Don't Quit Your Day Job |
| DRIB | Don't Read If Busy |
| DS | Dear Son |
| DSH | Desperately Seeking Help |
| DTHT | Delighted To Hear That |
| DTP | DeskTop Publishing |
| DTRT | Do The Right Thing |
| DUCT | Did You See That? |
| DW | Dear Wife |
| DWIM | Do What I Mean |
| DWISNWID | Do What I Say Not What I Do |
| DWOL | Drunk While On Line |
| DWYM | Does What You Mean |
| DYHABF | Do You Have A Boyfriend? |
| DYHAGF | Do You Have A Girlfriend? |
| DYJHI | Don't You Just Hate It |
| DYJHIW | Don't You Just Hate It When |
| DYJHIWTH | Don't You Just Hate It When That Happens |
| DYSTSOTT | Did You See The Size Of That Thing |
| DYT | Don't You Think |
| DYTS | Don't You Think So |
| ECP | Excessive Cross Posting |
| EG | Evil Grin |
| EMML | E-mail Me Later |
| EMP | Excessive Multiple Posting |
| EMSG | Email Message |
| EOD | End Of Debate/Discussion |
| EOF | End Of File |
| EOL | End Of Lecture |
| EOM | End Of Message |
| EOQ | End Of Quote/Question |
| EOT | End Of Thread/Transmission |
| ESAD | Eat Sh** And Die |
| ESADMF | Eat Sh** And Die Mother F***er |
| ESO | Equipment Smarter than Operator |
| ETLA | Extended Three-Letter Acronym |
| EWI | E-mailing While Intoxicated |
| EZ | Easy |
| F2F | Face-To-Face or Flesh-To-Flesh |
| F2F | |
| FAB | Features Attributes Benefits |
| FAFWOA | For A Friend Without Access |
| FAQL | Frequently Asked Questions List |
| FAWC | For Anyone Who Cares |
| FBKS | Failure Between Keyboard and Seat |
| FD | F*** Dat |
| FE | Fatal Error |
| FF | French Fry |
| FF&PN | Fresh Fields and Pastures New |
| FFS | For F***s Sake |
| FGS | For Goodness' Sake |
| FIFO | First In First Out |
| FIGJAM | F*** I'm Good Just Ask Me |
| FIIK | F***ed If I Know |
| FISH | First In Still Here |
| FITB | Fill In The Blank |
| FIWOBATLAAI | F***ing Idiot With Out Brains And Talking Like An Addicted IRC'er |
| FM | F***ing Magic |
| FNM | Forget Me Not |
| FO | F*** Off |
| FOAD | F*** Off And Die |
| FOAF | Friend Of A Friend |
| FOC | Free Of Charge |
| FOS | Freedom Of Speech or Full Of Sh** |
| FOTCL | Falling Off The Chair Laughing |
| FPS | For Pete's Sake or Frames Per Second or First Person Shooter |
| FRE | Frequently Requested Enhancement |
| FRED | F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device |
| FRED | F*#king Ridiculous Electronic Device |
| FTASB | Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
| FTF | Face-To-Face or Flesh-To-Flesh |
| FTL | Faster Than Light |
| FTL | Faster Than Light |
| FTTB | For The Time Being |
| FTTT | From Time To Time |
| FU | F***ed Up or Follow-Up or Future Use |
| FUA | Frequently Used Acronym or F***ed Up Again |
| FUBAR | F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition |
| FUBB | F***ed Up Beyond Belief |
| FUD | Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation |
| FUT | Follow-Up To |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth |
| FY | F*** You |
| FYA | For Your Amusement |
| FYATSYRIO | F*** You And The Sysop You Rode In On |
| FYDITM | F*** You Directly In The Mouth |
| FYE | For Your Entertainment |
| FYEO | For Your Eyes Only |
| FYG | For Your Guidance |
| FYI | For Your Information |
| FYIFV | F*#k You I'm Fully Vested |
| FYM | For Your Misinformation |
| G | Grin |
| G1 | Good One |
| GA | Go Ahead |
| GAFIA | Get Away From It All |
| GAL | Get A Life |
| GASP | Go Away Silly Person |
| GBH | Great Big Hug |
| GBH&K | Great Big Hug & Kiss |
| GD&R | Grinning Ducking & Running |
| GF | Girl Friend |
| GFAK | Go Fly A Kite |
| GFC | Going For Coffee |
| GFN | Gone For Now |
| GFR | Grim File Reaper |
| GG | Good Game (or) Gotta Go |
| GGN | Gotta Go Now |
| GGP | Gotta Go Piss |
| GH | Getting Hard |
| GIGO | Garbage In, Garbage Out |
| GIRO | Garbage In Rubbish Out |
| GIWIST | Gee, I Wish I'd Said That |
| GJ | Good Job |
| GL | Good Luck |
| GLG | Good Looking Girl or Goofy Little Grin |
| GLYASDI | God Loves You And So Do I |
| GM | Good Morning |
| GMAB | Give Me A Break |
| GMAFB | Give Me A F***ing Break |
| GMBO | Giggling My Butt Off |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GN | Good Night |
| GNBLFY | Got Nothing But Love For You |
| GO | Get Out |
| GOB | Good'Ol Boy |
| GOI | Get Over It |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| GOOH | Get Out Of Here |
| GOOMF | Get Out Of My Face |
| GPY | Grumpy |
| GR | Get Real |
| GR&D | Grinning Running & Ducking |
| GR&D | Grinning Running And Ducking |
| GR8 | Great |
| GRRRR | it means Growling |
| GSOAS | Go Sit On A Snake |
| GTG | Got To Go |
| GTG | Got To Go |
| GTGB | Got To Go, Bye |
| GTGP | Got To Go Pee |
| GTH | Go To Hell |
| GTSY | Glad To See Ya |
| GTTB | Gee That's Too Bad |
| GW | Getting Wet |
| GYPO | Get Your Pants Off |
| H | Hug |
| H&K | Hug and Kiss |
| HAB | Hot Asian Babe |
| HABU | Have A Better 'Un |
| HAGN | Have A Good Night |
| HAGO | Have A Good One |
| HAGU | Have A Good 'Un |
| HAK | Hugs And Kisses |
| HAND | Have A Nice Day |
| HB | Hurry Back |
| HD | Hold |
| HF | Have Fun |
| HH | Holding Hands |
| HHIS | Hanging Head In Shame |
| HHO1/2K | Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding |
| HHOJ | Ha Ha Only Joking |
| HHOK | Ha Ha, Only Kidding |
| HHOS | Ha Ha Only Serious |
| HHTYAY | Happy Holidays To You And Yours |
| HIG | How's it Going? |
| HIH | Hope It Helps |
| HILIACACLO | Help I Lapsed Into A Coma And Can't Log Off |
| HIOOC | Help! I'm Out of Coffee |
| HIWTH | Hate It When That Happens |
| HMFG | Holy Mother of F***ing God |
| HMP | Help Me Please |
| HMT | Here's My Try |
| HOHA | HOllywood HAcker |
| HORU | How Old Are You |
| HTH | Hope This (or That) Helps |
| HTSI | Hope That Sinks In |
| HUA | Heads Up Ace |
| HUA | Heads Up Asshole or Heads Up Ace |
| HUYA | Head Up Your A** |
| HWMBI | He Who Must Be Ignored |
| IAC | In Any Case |
| IAE | In Any Event |
| IAITS | It's All In The Subject |
| IAIYH | It's All In Your Head |
| IANAC | I Am Not A Crook |
| IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer |
| IBM | Inadequate But Marketable or Idiots Bought Me or I Blame Microsoft |
| IBN | I'm Buck Naked |
| IBT | In Between Technology |
| IBTD | I Beg To Differ |
| IC | In Character |
| ICBW | I Could Be Wrong |
| ICMP | Internet Control Message Protocol |
| ID10T | Idiot |
| IDBI | I Don't Believe It |
| IDBY | I Don't Believe You |
| IDC | I Don't Care |
| IDGAD | I Don't Give A Damn |
| IDGAF | I Don't Give A F*** |
| IDGI | I Don't Get It |
| IDK | I Don't Know |
| IDKY | I Don't Know You |
| IDM | It Doesn't Matter |
| IDMTM | It Doesn't Matter To Me |
| IDST | I Didn't Say That |
| IDT | I Don't Think |
| IDTS | I Don't Think So |
| IDTT | I'll Drink To That |
| IE | Internet Explorer |
| IEF | It's Esther's Fault |
| IFAB | I Found A Bug |
| IFF | If and only If |
| IFU | I F***ed Up |
| IGGNLTL | I Gotta Go Now Let's Talk Later |
| IGGP | I Gotta Go Pee |
| IGP | I Gotta Pee |
| IGTP | I Get The Point |
| IHTG | I Hate To Go |
| IHYUWIM | I Hope You Understand What I Mean |
| IIIO | Intel Inside, Idiot Outside |
| IIMAD | If It Makes An(y) Difference |
| IINM | If I'm Not Mistaken |
| IIR | If I Recall |
| IIRC | If I Remember Correctly |
| IITYWIMIWHTKY | If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have To Kill You |
| IITYWIMWYBMAD | If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink? |
| IITYWTMWYKM | If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me? |
| IIWM | If It Were Me |
| ILIC | I Laughed I Cried |
| ILICISCOMK | I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard |
| ILSHIBAMF | I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture |
| ILU | I Love You |
| ILY | I Love You |
| IMAO | In My Arrogant Opinion |
| IMBO | In My Bloody Opinion |
| IMBW | I May Be Wrong |
| IMCAO | In My Completely Arrogant Opinion |
| IMCO | In My Considered Opinion |
| IME | In My Experience |
| IMHBCO | In My Humble But Correct Opinion |
| IMHO | In My Humble Opinion |
| IMNSCO | In My Not So Considered Opinion |
| IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| IMOBIHO | In My Occasionally But Infrequently Humble Opinion |
| IMOBO | In My Own Biased Opinion |
| IMOHO | In My Occasionally Humble Opinion |
| IMPE | In My Personal/Previous Experience |
| IMS | I Am Sorry |
| IMVHO | In My Very Humble Opinion |
| INL | I'm Not Laughing |
| INMP | It's Not My Problem |
| INPO | In No Particular Order |
| IOH | I'm Outta Here |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| IOWTBT | I Only Want To Be Told |
| IRL | In Real Life |
| IRMFI | I Reply Merely For Information |
| IRSTBO | It Really Sucks The Big One |
| ISBAB | I Should have Bought A Book |
| ISDN | It Still Does Nothing |
| ISIRTA | I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again |
| ISS | I Said So |
| ISTM | It Seems To Me |
| ISTR | I Seem To Remember/Recall |
| ISWYM | I See What You Mean |
| ITA | I Totally Agree |
| ITD | In The Dark |
| ITM | In The Money |
| ITRO | In The Region Of |
| ITRW | In The Real World |
| ITSFWI | If The Shoe Fits Wear It |
| ITWSBT | I Think We Should Be Told |
| ITYM | I Think You Mean |
| IWALU | I Will Always Love You |
| IWBIWISI | I Will Believe It When I See It |
| IWBN | It Would Be Nice |
| IWBNI | It Would Be Nice If |
| IWBS | I Was Being Stupid |
| IYD | In Your Dreams |
| IYDM | If You Don't Mind |
| IYFEG | Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group |
| IYKWIM | If You Know What I Mean |
| IYL | If You Like |
| IYSS | If You Say So |
| IYSWIM | If You See What I Mean |
| J/C | Just Checking |
| J/K | Just Kidding! |
| J/W | Just Wondering |
| J4G | Just For Grins |
| J4SAG | Just For Sh** And Grins |
| J6P | Joe 6-Pack |
| JAFO | Just Another F***ing Onlooker |
| JAM | Just A Minute |
| JAS | Just A Second |
| JASE | Just Another System Error |
| JFG | Just For Grins |
| JIC | Just In Case |
| JK | Just Kidding |
| JMO | Just My Opinion |
| JOOTT | Just One Of Those Things |
| JSNM | Just Stark Naked Magic |
| JTLYK | Just To Let You Know |
| JTYWTK | Just Thought You Wanted To Know |
| K | Kiss or Okay |
| KB | Kiss Back |
| KBD | Keyboard |
| KFY | Kiss For You |
| KHYF | Know How You Feel |
| KIQ | Keep It Quiet |
| KISS | Keep It Simple Stupid |
| KIT | Keep In Touch |
| KITB | Kick In The Butt |
| KMA | Kiss My Ass |
| KMG | Kiss My Grits |
| KMRIA | Kiss My Royal Irish Arse |
| KMYF | Kiss Me You Fool |
| KOC | Kiss On Cheek |
| KOL | Kiss On Lips |
| KOTC | Kiss On The Cheek |
| KUTGSAWYAD | Keep Up The Good Spirit And Whatever You Are Doing |
| KWIM | Know What I Mean |
| KYPO | Keep Your Pants On |
| L | Laugh |
| L8R | Later |
| L8R G8R | Later 'Gater |
| LABTYD | Life's A Bitch Then You Die |
| LAGNAF | Let's All Get Naked And F*** |
| LAQ | Lame Ass Quote |
| LART | Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool |
| LAY | Looking At You |
| LD | Long Distance |
| LDD | La Dee Da |
| LDTTWA | Let's Do The Time Warp Again |
| LHM | Lord Help Me |
| LHO | Laughing Head Off |
| LHU | Lord Help Us |
| LIFO | Last In First Out |
| LIS | Lost In Space |
| LISP | Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis |
| LLAL | Laughing Like A Lunatic |
| LLAP | Live Long And Prosper |
| LLTA | Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause |
| LMA | Leave Me Alone |
| LMAO | Laughing My Ass Off |
| LMAO | Laughing My Ass Off |
| LMC | Let Me See |
| LMK | Let Me Know |
| LMS | Let Me See |
| LMWIS | Lick Me Where I Sweat |
| LOA | Love On Arrival |
| LOIS | Laughing On The Inside |
| LOL | Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love) |
| LOLA | Laughing Out Loud Again |
| LOLOL | Laughing Out Loud On Line or Lots Of Laughing Out Loud |
| LOML | Light Of My Life |
| LOOL | Laughing Out Outrageously Loud |
| LOPSOD | Long On Promises, Short On Delivery |
| LOQ | Laughing Out Quietly |
| LRF | Little Rubber Feet |
| LSHMBH | Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts |
| LSHMBIB | Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing |
| LSHMCIS | Laughing So Hard My Computer Is Shaking |
| LTIC | Laughing 'Til I Cry |
| LTIP | Laughing Till I Puke |
| LTNS | Long Time No See |
| LTNT | Long Time No Type |
| LTR | Later |
| LTS | Laughing To Self |
| LU4E&A | Love You For Ever And Always |
| LUB | Laughing Under Breath |
| LUWAMH | Love You With All My Heart |
| LWR | Launch When Ready |
| LY | Love You |
| LYL | Love Ya Lots |
| LYLAB | Love You Like A Brother |
| LYLAS | Love You Like A Sister |
| LYLY | Love You and Leave You |
| M8 | Mate |
| M8 or M8s | Mate or Mates |
| MAC | Most Applications Crash |
| MACINTOSH | Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs |
| MEG | Mega Evil Grin |
| MFD | Multi-Function Device |
| MfG | Mit freundlichen Gruessen |
| MFTL | My Favourite Toy Language |
| MHBFY | My Heart Bleeds For You |
| MHOTY | My Hat's Off To You |
| MIASGB | Make It A Short GoodBye |
| MICROSOFT | Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers |
| MIL | Mother In Law |
| MIPS | Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed |
| MLA | Multiple Letter Acronym |
| MM | Market Maker |
| MMF | Make Money Fast |
| MOF | Male Or Female? |
| MOO | Mud, Object-Oriented |
| MorF | Male or Female? |
| MOTAS | Member Of The Appropriate Sex |
| MOTD | Message Of The Day |
| MOTO | Master Of The Obvious |
| MOTOS | Member Of The Other Sex |
| MOTSS | Members Of The Same Sex |
| MP | My Pleasure |
| MPTY | More Power To You |
| MSG | Message |
| MTBF | Mean Time Between Failure |
| MTFBWY | May The Force Be With You |
| MUG | Multi User Game |
| MUSH | Multi User Shared Hallucination |
| MWBRL | More Will Be Revealed Later |
| MYOB | Mind Your Own Business |
| N/A | Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated |
| N/T | No Text |
| N1 | Nice One |
| N2S | Needless 2 Say |
| NAFAIK | Not As Far As I Know |
| NAK | Nursing At Keyboard |
| NALOPKT | Not A Lot Of People Know That |
| NAZ | Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq) |
| NB | Nota Bene |
| NBD | No Big Deal |
| NBIF | No Basis In Fact |
| NC | No Comment |
| NCG | New College Graduate |
| NE1 | Anyone |
| NEM | Nothing Else Matters |
| NFI | No F***ing Idea |
| NFW | No F***ing Way |
| NFWM | No F***ing Way Man |
| NG | New Game |
| NHTOB | Never Heard That One Before |
| NIFOC | Nude In Front Of The Computer |
| NIM | No Internal Message |
| NIMBY | Not In My Back Yard |
| NIME | Not In My Experience |
| NIMQ | Not In My Queue |
| NITS | Nervous In The Service |
| NK | New Kid |
| NM | Never Mind |
| NMJ | Not My Job |
| NMN | No Middle Name |
| NMP | Not My Problem |
| NONYA | None Ya Business |
| NOYB | None Of Your Business |
| NP | No Problem |
| NPNG | No Pain No Gain |
| NQOCD | Not Quite Our Class Dear |
| NQWI | Not Quite With It |
| NRG | Energy |
| NRN | No Reply Necessary |
| NSS | No Sh** Sherlock |
| NTDW | Nothing To Do With |
| NTDWI | Nothing To Do With It |
| NTK | Need To Know |
| NTTAWWT | Not That There's Anything Wrong With That |
| NTTFLS | Not Till The Fat Lady Sings |
| NTYMI | Now That You Mention It |
| NW | Next Week or No Way |
| NYCFS | New York City Finger Saluet |
| NYCTMI | Now You Come To Mention It |
| OAO | Over And Out |
| OATUS | On A Totally Unrelated Subject |
| OAUS | On An Unrelated Subject |
| OB | Obligatory |
| OBTW | Oh By The Way |
| OEM | Original Equipment Manufacturer |
| OIC | Oh, I see |
| OJ | Only Joking or Orange Juice |
| OL | Old Lady |
| OM | Old Man |
| OMDB | Over My Dead Body |
| OMG | Oh My Gosh |
| OMIK | Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard |
| OMKC | On My Knees Crying |
| OMKP | On My Knees Praying |
| ONNA | Oh No, Not Again |
| ONNTA | Oh No, Not This Again |
| OOC | Out Of Character |
| OOI | Out Of Interest |
| OOP | Out Of Production |
| OOS | Out Of Sight |
| OOSOOM | Out Of Sight Out Of Mind |
| OOT | Out Of Town |
| OOTB | Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue |
| OOTC | Obligatory On Topic Comment |
| OP | Original Poster |
| ORN | Oh Really now |
| OS | Operating System |
| OS/2 | Obsolete Soon Too |
| OSOM | Out of Sight Out of Mind |
| OT | Off Topic |
| OTF | On The Floor |
| OTOH | On the Other Hand |
| OTT | Over The Top |
| OTTH | On The Third Hand |
| OTTOMH | Off The Top Of My Head |
| OTW | On The Way or On The Whole |
| OUSU | Oh You Shut Up |
| OWTTE | Or Words To That Effect |
| OZ | stands for: Australia |
| PABG | Pack A Big Gun |
| PANS | Pretty Awesome New Stuff |
| PAW | Parents Are Watching |
| PCMCIA | People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms |
| PCYLIHOONL | Please Cross Your Legs I Have Only One Nail Left |
| PD | Public Domain |
| PDA | Public Display of Affection |
| PDE | Puppy Dog Eyed |
| PDOMA | Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass |
| PDQ | Pretty Damn(ed) Quick(ly) |
| PDS | Please Don't Shoot |
| PEBCAK | Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard |
| PEBKAC | Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair |
| PENTIUM | Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics |
| PEST | Please Excuse Slow Typing |
| PG | Pretty Good |
| PIMP | Peeing In My Pants |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| PLMK | Please Let Me Know |
| PLOKTA | Press Lots Of Keys To Abort |
| PLS | Please |
| PLUR | Peace Love Unity Respect |
| PM | Personal Message |
| PMBI | Pardon My Butting In |
| PMFBI | Pardon Me For Butting In |
| PMFJI | Pardon Me For Jumping In |
| PMIGBOM | Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth |
| PMJI | Pardon My Jumping In |
| PML | Pissing Myself Laughing |
| PMP | Peeing My Pants |
| PMS | Pretty Much Sucks |
| PO | Piss Off |
| POAHF | Put On A Happy Face |
| POETS | Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday |
| PONA | Person Of No Account |
| POS | Piece Of Sh** or Point Of Sale |
| POTC | Peck On The Cheek |
| POV | Point of View |
| POV | Point Of View |
| PPL | People |
| PPP | Petty Pet Peeve |
| PPTSPAHS | Please Pass The Salt Pepper And Hot Sauce |
| PS | Pit Stop |
| PTB | Powers That Be |
| PTL | Praise the Lord |
| PTM | Please Tell Me |
| PTMM | Please Tell Me More |
| Q&A | Questions & Answers |
| QDPSH | Quick and Dirty Perl Solution Hacker |
| QDSM | Quick and Dirty Solution Manager |
| QT | Cutie |
| R | Are |
| R&D | Research & Development |
| R&R | Rest & Relaxation |
| RAEBNC | Read And Enjoyed But No Comment |
| RAW | Rules As Written |
| RBTL | Read Between The Lines |
| RE | Regarding |
| RFD | Request For Discussion |
| RFI | Request For Information |
| RFR | Really F*#king Rich |
| RFS | Really F*#king Soon |
| RGDS | Regards |
| RIP | Rest In Peace |
| RKBA | Right to Keep and Bear Arms |
| RL | Real Life |
| RLF | Real Life Friend |
| RMA | Return Merchandise Authorization |
| RMLB | Read My Lips Baby |
| RMMM | Read My Mail Man! |
| RN | Right Now! |
| ROFL | Rolling On the Floor Laughing |
| ROTFL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| ROTFLABAOTP | Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place |
| ROTFLGO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out |
| ROTFLMAO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
| ROTFLMAOAPMP | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Peeing My Pants |
| ROTFLMHO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off |
| ROTFLUTS | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Unable to Speak |
| ROTM | Right On The Money |
| RPG | Really Pathetic Gamer or Rocket Propelled Grenade or Role Playing Game |
| RSN | Real Soon Now |
| RTBS | Reason To Be Single |
| RTD | Read The Documentation |
| RTFAQ | Read The FAQ |
| RTFF | Read The F***ing FAQ |
| RTFFAQ | Read The F***ing FAQ |
| RTFM | Read The F***ing Manual |
| RTFS | Read The F***ing Source |
| RTK | Return To Keyboard |
| RTM or RTFM | Read The Manual - or - Read The F*#king Manual |
| RTSM | Read The Stupid Manual |
| RU | Are You? |
| RUMOF | Are You Male Or Female? |
| RUOK | Are You OK? |
| RWT | Repeat Whole Thing |
| RYFM | Read Your F***ing Manual |
| RYO | Roll Your Own |
| S | Sigh or Smile |
| S&N | Smile And Nod |
| S2R | Send To Receive |
| S4L | Spam For Life |
| SASB | Sobbing And Sniffing Bitterly |
| SB | Smiles Back |
| SBTA | Sorry, Being Thick Again |
| SCNR | Sorry Couldn't Resist |
| SCSI | System Can't See It |
| SED | Said Enough Darling |
| SETE | Smiling Ear To Ear |
| SF | Surfer Friendly |
| SF | Science Fiction or Speculative Fantasy or Surfer Friendly |
| SFAIAA | So Far As I Am Aware |
| SFLA | Stupid Four Letter Acronym |
| SFSG | So Far So Good |
| SH | Sh** Happens |
| SHID | Slaps Head In Disgust |
| SHTSI | Somebody Had To Say It |
| SICS | Sitting In Chair Snickering |
| SIIC | See If I Care |
| SIL | Sister In Law |
| SIMCA | Sitting In My Chair Amused |
| SITCOMs | Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage |
| SITD | Still In The Dark |
| SLIRK | Smart Little Rich Kid |
| SLV | C'est La Vie |
| SMAO | Showing My Ass Off |
| SME | Subject Matter Expert |
| SMO | Serious Mode On |
| SMOFF | Serious Mode Off |
| SMOP | Small Matter Of Programming |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal, All F***ed Up |
| SNAG | Sensitive New Age Guy |
| SNERT | Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager |
| SNR | Signal-to-Noise Ratio |
| SO | Significant Other |
| SOB | Son Of a B*tch |
| SOI | Stunk On Ice |
| SOL | Sh** Out of Luck |
| SOP | Standard Operating Procedure |
| SOP | Standard Operating Procedure or Stay Off the Pipe |
| SorG | Straight or Gay? |
| SOS | Same Old Story or Some One Special or Help |
| SOVS | Some One Very Special |
| SOW | Speaking Of Which |
| SP | (sorry for bad) Spelling |
| SS | So Sleepy or Smiling Sweetly |
| SSB | Smiling Sweetly Back |
| SSDD | Same Sh** Different Day |
| SSEWBA | Someday Soon Everything Will Be Acronyms |
| ST | So There |
| STFU | Shut The F*** Up |
| STM | Spank The Monkey |
| STYS | Speak To You Soon |
| SUYF | Shut Up You Fool |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| SWAK | Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss |
| SWALK | Sealed With A Loving Kiss |
| SWDYT | So What Do You Think? |
| SWL | Screaming With Laughter |
| SWMBO | She Who Must Be Obeyed |
| SYDWBY | See Ya Don't Wanna Be Ya |
| SYITFP | See You In The Funny Pages |
| SYL | See You Later |
| SYS | See You Soon |
| SYT | See You Tonight |
| TA | Thanks Again |
| TAFN | That's All For Now |
| TAFT | That's A Frightening Thought |
| TAH | Take A Hike |
| TAM | Tenner A Month |
| TANJ | There Ain't No Justice |
| TANSTAAFL | There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch |
| TANSTAASQ | There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F***ed Up |
| TBDL | To Be Discussed Later |
| TBDML | To Be Discussed Much Later |
| TBNT | Thanks But No Thanks |
| TCB | Trouble Came Back |
| TDM | Too Damn Many |
| TDTM | Talk Dirty To Me |
| TEOTWAWKI | The End Of The World As We Know It |
| TFDS | That's For Damn Sure |
| TFH | Thread From Hell |
| TFN | Thanks For Nothing |
| TFN | Thanks For Nothin' |
| TFTT | Thanks For The Tip |
| TGAL | Think Globally Act Locally |
| TGFTCL | Thank God For The Chat Line |
| TGIF | Thank God It's Friday |
| THX or TX or THKS | Thanks |
| TIA | Thanks In Advance |
| TIAIL | Think I Am In Love |
| TIATLG | Truly I Am The Living God |
| TIC | Tongue In Cheek |
| TINWIS | That Is Not What I Said |
| TLA | Three Letter Acronym |
| TLG | The Living God |
| TLGO | The List Goes On |
| TLTB | Thank you Linesmen Thank you Ballboys |
| TM | Trust Me |
| TMI | Too Much Information |
| TMSHTF | Too Much Sh** Hit The Fan |
| TMTLTBMG | There's More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl |
| TMTOWTDI | There's More Than One Way To Do It |
| TNT | Till Next Time |
| TNTC | Too Numerous To Count |
| TNX | Thanks |
| TOBAL | There Oughta Be A Law |
| TOBG | This Oughta Be Good |
| TOY | Thinking Of You |
| TPC | The Phone Company |
| TPTB | The Powers That Be |
| TRDMC | Tears Running Down My Cheeks |
| TSOHF | Total Sense Of Humour Failure |
| TSR | Totally Stuck in RAM |
| TT | Take That |
| TTBOMK | To The Best Of My Knowledge |
| TTFN | Ta Ta For Now |
| TTLFN | That's The Lot For Now |
| TTT | That's The Ticket -or- To The Top |
| TTTH | Talk To The Hand |
| TTYL | Talk To You Later |
| TTYRS | Talk To You Real Soon |
| TTYS | Talk To You Soon |
| TTYT | Talk To You Tomorrow |
| TVM | Thanks Very Much |
| TWHAB | This Won't Hurt A Bit |
| TWIWI | That Was Interesting Wasn't It |
| TX | Thanks |
| TY | Thank You |
| TYCLO | Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off |
| TYP | Thank You Partner |
| TYVM | Thank You Very Much |
| U | You |
| U/L | Upload |
| U2 | You Too |
| UAE | Unrecoverable Application Error |
| UBD | User Brain Damage |
| UCCOM | You Can Count On Me |
| UIAM | Unless I Am Mistaken |
| UL | Upload |
| unPC | unPolitically Correct |
| UOM$ | You Owe Me Money |
| UR | You Are |
| URYY4M | You Are Too Wise For Me |
| UTSL | Use The Source Luke |
| VBG | Very Big Grin |
| VBS | Very Big Smile |
| VC | Venture Capital |
| VEG | Very Evil Grin |
| VES | Very Evil Smile |
| VFM | Value For Money |
| VM | Voice Mail |
| VRBS | Virtual Reality Bull Sh*t |
| VWD | Very Well Done |
| VWG | Very Wicked Grin |
| VWS | Very Wicked Smile |
| W | Whatever or Wink |
| WAB | What A Bummer |
| WAD | Without A Doubt |
| WAG | Wild Ass Guess |
| WAG | Wild Ass Guess |
| WAI | What An Idiot |
| WAM | Wait A Minute |
| WAMBAM | Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar |
| WAUF | Where Are You From? |
| WB | Welcome Back |
| WBASAP | Write Back As Soon As Possible |
| WBMBF | Wanna Be My Boy Friend |
| WBMGF | Wanna Be My Girl Friend |
| WBS | Write Back Soon |
| WCA | Who Cares Anyway |
| WD | Well Done |
| WDOI | Wouldn't Dream Of It |
| WDYC | Who Do I Call? |
| WDYLL | What Do You Look Like? |
| WDYM | What Do You Mean? |
| WDYM | What Do You Mean? |
| WDYMBT | What Do You Mean By That? |
| WDYS | What Did You Say? |
| WDYT | What Do You Think? |
| WE | Whatever |
| WEG | Wicked Evil Grin |
| WFM | Works For Me |
| WFO | Wide F***ing Open |
| WG | Wicked Grin |
| WGACA | What Goes Around Comes Around |
| WGAFF | Who Gives A Flying F*** |
| WGAS | Who Gives A Sh**? |
| WGTG | Well Got To Go |
| WH | What's Happening |
| WIBAMU | Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle |
| WIBNI | Would It Be Nice If |
| WIIFM | What's In It For Me? |
| WIMP | Windows Icons Mouse Pointing |
| WINDOWS | Will Install Needless Data On Whole System |
| WISP | Winning Is So Pleasurable |
| WIT | Wordsmith In Training |
| WITFITS | What in the F*** is this Sh** |
| WMMOWS | Wash My Mouth Out With Soap |
| WNOHGB | Where No One Has Gone Before |
| WOB | Waste Of Bandwidth |
| WOCAB | Who Of Course Are Bastards |
| WOE | World Of Entertainment |
| WOFTAM | Waste Of Flaming Time And Money |
| WOG | Wise Old Guy |
| WOL | Way Of Life or Win Or Lose |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| WRT | With Regard To |
| WRU | Who Are You? |
| WSLS | Win Some Lose Some |
| WT | Without Thinking |
| WTF | What The F*** |
| WTFDIK | What The F*** Do I Know? |
| WTFRU | Who The F*** Are You? |
| WTFRUTA | What The F*** Are You Talking About? |
| WTG | Way To Go! |
| WTH | What The Hell? |
| WTHDTM | What The Hell Does That Mean? |
| WTSDS | Where The Sun Don't Shine |
| WTTC | Welcome To The Club |
| WTTM | Without Thinking Too Much |
| WTY | Waving To You |
| WU | What's Up? |
| WWW | World Wide Wait |
| WWYL | When Will You Learn? |
| WYGIWYAF | What You Get Is What You Asked For |
| WYGIWYG | What You Get Is What You Get |
| WYLABOCTGWTR | Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark? |
| WYLASOMWTC | Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment? |
| WYMOWS | Wash Your Mouth Out With Soap |
| WYP | What's Your Problem? |
| WYRN | What's Your Real Name? |
| WYS | Whatever You Say |
| WYSIWYD | What You See Is What You Deserve |
| WYSIWYG | What You See Is What You Get |
| WYSLPG | What You See Looks Pretty Good |
| WYT | Whatever You Think |
| WYTTIWTK | What You Tell Them Is What They Know |
| XYL | Ex Young Lady |
| Y | Why |
| YA | Yet Another |
| YA yaya | Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) |
| YABA | Yet Another Bloody Acronym |
| YACC | Yet Another Calendar Company |
| YAFIYGI | You Asked For It You Got It |
| YAOTM | Yet Another Off-Topic Message |
| YBS | You'll Be Sorry |
| YBTMFML | You Belong To Me Forever My Love |
| YD | Yesterday or You're Dead |
| YDKM | You Don't Know Me |
| YG | Young Gentleman |
| YGBK | You Gotta Be Kiddin' |
| YGLT | You're Gonna Love This |
| YGWYPF | You Get What You Pay For |
| YHBM | You Have Bin Mail |
| YHM | You Have Mail |
| YKWIM | You Know What I Mean? |
| YKYARW | You Know You're A Redneck When |
| YKYBOTLW | You Know You've Been Online Too Long When... |
| YL | Young Lady |
| YM | Young Man |
| YMMD | You Made My Day |
| YMMV | Your Mileage May Vary |
| YNK | You Never Know |
| YOYO | You're On Your Own |
| YR | Yeah Right |
| YSYD | Yeah, Sure You Do |
| YTTT | You Telling The Truth? |
| YW | You're Welcome |
| YYSSW | Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever |
| YYY | Yeah, Yeah, Yeah |
| ZA | Zero Administration |