10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
09. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
08. See if they could finally do the splits.
07. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
06. Cross their legs without rearranging.
05. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes... BEFORE closing time.
04. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more
03. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
02. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
01. Finally find that damned G-spot!

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
09. Get head.
08. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
07. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
06. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
05. Touch/Shift yourself in public without having to think about how improper it is.
04. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
03. Try to get that thing to vibrate as well.
02. Determine the scientific reason for the light refraction wich occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his unit that always adds two inches to the final measurement.
01. Repeat #9.