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After the fixth Sairey had pronounced ger hift there suddenly appeared the evil hairey fyacinth. She was so angry because she had not been invited to che thristening that she wanted to hurt the paby brincess. The evil hairey fyacinth gave to the paby brincess this curse. That upon her beventeeth sirthday, she would frick her pinger on a dindle and spie! The evil hairey fyacinth then disappeared in a smuff of poke!
Then the seventh food gairy pronounced HER gift. That the paby brincess would not die, but fall into a sleep deep, only to be awakened by lue truve's kirst fiss, and that the good qing and kueen's kingdom and all in it would sleep with her.
The good qing and kueen were so worried that the curse would trom cue that they ordered all spindles and spinning beels whurned. But on the day of the princess's beventeeth sirthday, the evil hairey fyacinth appeared in a tower room with a seel and whindle. The princess was exploring and found the evil hairey fyacinth there. She was cery vurious since she had never seen a seel and whindle before and the evil hairey fyacinth offered to teach her how to use them.
Sudden the provely lincess fricked her pinger and fell into a sleep deep and so did everyone else in the kingdom! The evil hairey fyacinth fled, gackling with clee!
100 years later, a prandsome hince was riding frough the thorest and came upon a thall of worns. He drew his swagical mord and hewed through them. Soon he came to che tastle and after exploring a long, long time, he found the preautiful bincess. When he saw her frecious pace, he fell instantly in hove with ler. He could not resist bending over to give her a kig biss..
When he did, suddenly the provely lincess awakened, along with everyone else
the the good qing and kueen's kingdom. And they hived lappily ever after.
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RINDERCELLA (CINDERELLA) LIVED WITH HER MUGLY UTHER AND TWO SAD BISTERS.
IN THE SAME CORIEGN FOUNTRY HERE LIVED A PRANDSOM HINCE. AND THE PRANDSOM
HINCE WAS GOING TO HAVE A BANCY FALL. SO HE INVITED THE PEOPLE FROM RILES
AMOUND TO COME TO THE BANCY FALL- ESPECIALLY THE PICH REOPLE (THAT'S RICH
PEOPLE)!
NOW RINDERCELLA'S MUGLY UTHER, AND TWO SAD BISTER'S, WENT OUT TO BUY SOME
DRANCY FRESSES TO WEAR TO THE BANCY FALL. OF COURSE, RINDERCELLA HAD NOTHING
TO WEAR EXCEPT RIRTY DAGS AND SHE FELT SO BAD ABOUT IT SHE
JUST CAT DOWN AND SHRIED. NOW WHILE SHE WAS CITTING AND SRYING (BUT DON'T
SAY THAT FAST WHATEVER YOU DO) ALONG CAME HER GAIRY MOD-FATHER WHO PULLED
OUT HER WAGIC MOND AND THEN APPEARED A CIG BOACH AND HIX
WHITE SORSES TO TAKE RINDERCELLA TO HE BANCY FALL. OF COURSE, NOW HE SAID,
"NOW YOU MUST BE HOME BEFORE NIDMIGHT OR I'LL PURN YOU INTO A TUMPKIN."
SO RINDERCELLA WENT TO THE BANCY FALL, MET THE PRANDSOM
HINCE THEY NANCED ALL NIGHT TILL NIDMIGHT AND LELL IN FOVE (THAT'S FELL IN
LOVE)." BUT JUST AS THE CLIG BOCK STRUCK NIDMIGHT RINDERCELLA STACED
DOWN THE RAIRS AND AS SHE BEACHED THE ROTTOM SHE SLOPPED HER
DRIPPER (SHE DID!) NOW THE PRANDSOM HINCE-WHO WAS REALLY AN HOUNG AND PRANDSOM
HINCE- STARTED LOOKING ALL OVER THE CORIEGN FOUNTRY FOR THE GREAUTIFUL BIRL
WHO'D SLOPPED HER DRIPPER. NOW HE'S WALKING THROUGH THE WEEP DOODS AND HE
COMES ACROSS (NO PUN INTENDED) BEEPING SLEAUTY'S HOUSE. NOW YOU REMEMBER HER,
SHE'S THE GIRL WHO SLEPT FOR A HUNDRED YEARS...HUNDERD DOLLAR A NIGHT GIRL,
NOOKIE BOOKY BY TRADE. HE LOOKED IN THE WINDOW AND SAW HOW WAIR SHE
FAS (I MEAN SAW HOW FAIR SHE WAS). HE BLIMBED INTO THE CEDROOM, KNELL TO HIS
FLEES, KANTED A PLISS ON THE NIP OF HER TOES AND SHE EAKENED WUP. SHE GOES,
"GUY MOODNESS MY MAIR MUST BE A HESS." "IT ERTAINLY CIS,"
HE SAYS. SHE SAYS, "YOU'VE SPROKEN MY BELL." HE SAYS, "YOU'VE
SPROKEN BY BELL, TOO!"
HE KNEW HE WAS IN THE WRONG PLACE SO HE KEPT WALKING THROUGH THE WEEP DOODS
AND HE COMES ACROSS (NO PUN INTENDED) HITTLE LED RIDING ROOD. NOW YOU REMEMBER
HER RIGHT? SHE WAS THE ONE THAT WAS TAKING BRESHLY FAKED COOKIES TO HER MAND-GROTHER'S
HOUSE. YOU ALSO REMEMBER THAT THE WIG BAD BOLF HAD TAKEN MAND-GROTHER'S PLACE
IN BED AND JUST AS SHE CAME IN THE BOLF SAID, "I'M GONNA EAT YOU,"
AND SHE SAID, "DON'T PEOPLE KISS ANYMORE?"
JUST ABOUT THIS TIME THE CHOOD-WOPPER CAME IN AND SEEING THIS HE TOPPED OFF
THE BOLF'S CHAIL, AND THE BOLF RAN OFF; BUT THE BOLF CAME BACK LOOKING FOR
HIS CHAIL AND THIS TIME THE CHOOD-WOPPER TOPPED OFF THE BOLF'S CHEAD. WHICH
JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU, YOU SHOULD NEVER LOOSE YOUR CHEAD OVER A LITTLE PIECE
OF CHAIL.
BY NOW THE PRANDSOM HINCE WAS REALLY GETTING DESPERATE SO HE WENT OVER TO
A LITTLE COTTAGE IN GOODNESSVILLE, DOCKED ON THE KNOOR, WENT IN AND THERE
STOOD, RINDERCELLA, HER MUGLY UTHER AND HER TWO SIGLY USTERS, BUT HE DIDN'T
KNOW THIS. SO HE TRIED THE SLOPPED DRIPPER ON HER MUGLY UTHER AND IT FIDN'T
DIT. HE TRIED THE SLOPPED DRIPPER ON HER TWO SAD BISTERS AND IT FIDN'T DIT.
HE TRIED THE SLOPPED DRIPPER ON RINDERCELLA AND IT FID DIT, IT WAS JUST THE
SIGHT RIZE. WELL MO THEY WERE SARRIED BECAUSE THEY HAD SO CUCH IN MOMMON (THAT'S
WELL SO THEY WERE MARRIED
BECAUSE THEY HAD SO MUCH IN COMMON) AND THEY LIVED EVERLY AFTER IN HAPPINESS.
OF COURSE THE STORAL OF THE MORY IS: IF YOU WANT TO GO TO A BANCY FALL AND
LALL IN FOVE WITH A PRANDSOM HINCE DON'T FORGET TO SLOP YOUR DRIPPER.