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Wallow: The Unabridged Exploration of Unfairness in the
Universe |
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Title TBD: Fighting Procrastination and Stuff |
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Pretending To Heal The Shame That Binds You |
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Teddy, I Have A Headache: Saying No to Libidinous Plushies
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You Still Tha Phreaky Bomb-Diggity: Coddling Your Hip-Hop
One Hit Wonder |
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How To Alienate Friends And Annoy People |
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Farewell Crusty Keyboards: Breaking the Cycle of Internet
Sex Addiction |
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The Courage to Sniff Thongs |
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Feeling Good About Being A Fat, Ugly Moron |
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Hands Off Our Package!: Coping With Your Incestuous Conjoined
Twin |
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Sweat the Small Stuff: Embracing the Wisdom of Obsessive
Compulsive Disorder |
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Staying Clean: The Super Fun World of Puzzles, Bingo, and
Endless Apologies |
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The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Sociopaths |
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My District is Huge: How To Score With Capitol Hill Interns
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The Art Of Faking Happiness |
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I'm Heavily Medicated, How Are You? |
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101 Ways To Bat Your Eyelashes And Giggle Like A Child-like
Idiot |
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What Else Is There? The Secret to a Loving Loveless Marriage
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She Wants It Bad: Convincing Women to Look Past Your Inherent
Detestability |
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After The Affair: Never Letting Go of His Cheating Nuts |
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Past Lives, Future Healing: The Benefits of Avoiding Today
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22 |
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Lining the Pockets of Opportunistic
Publishers |
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23 |
Who The Fuck Spilled Paint In The Garage? Acknowledging
and Ignoring Your Violent Temper |
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101 Ways to Envy Your Friend's Transformed Life |
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25 |
The Unbearable Pain Of Failure: The Sequel To The Best Selling
"Thinking Big: The Key To Personal Power" |
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26 |
Don't Have Children And Take Care Of Your Bowels: Lessons
My Granny Taught Me |
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Instant Popularity: The Leg Spreadin' Way |
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28 |
I'm Okay. You're Okay. Everything's OKAY, Okay? Get Off
My Goddamned Back For Once?! |
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29 |
Dianetics: Peace and Success Through Closeted Hollywood
Stardom & Tithing |
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30 |
Escaping The Bacon Spiral |
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31 |
Chicken Soup For The Disgruntled and Homicidal Postal Worker's
Soul |
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Men Are From Mars, Women Have No Penis |
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What The Shell: Looking Inward And Staying There |
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34 |
Self Help Help - The Definitive Guide to Personal Improvement
Literature |
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Drinking A Fifth And Smacking Yourself In The Head With
A Hammer: Winning Strategies for Communicating With the Dead |
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36 |
Exploiting The Emotional Pornographer Within: Steven Spielberg's
Recipe For Success |
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Like, Boundaries: I am NOT a Cock Tease |
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38 |
Love Is Letting Go of "Your Good Female Buddy Who Just
Happens to Work at a Strip Club" |
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The Drill: Redundantly Re-Igniting the Passion |
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40 |
Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned from the Moonies
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Unleash Your Inner Post-Apocalyptic Mutant Biker! |
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42 |
Mine All Mine: Contesting Your Wealthy Relatives' Last Wills
& Testaments |
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Lip Service: Success Tips For Actresses |
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Bad To The Last Cup: Fighting the Coffee Colonic Addiction
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45 |
Too Loud, Too Big, Too Dirty, Too Hairy: Survival Tips for
the Sensory Defensive Maximum Security Cellmate |
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46 |
Go 2 Bed J - Parenting With Post-its |
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It's Not Love, It's Just a Handjob |
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Emotional Irrelevance: Why Nobody Cares About Your Feelings
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Pour Me Another: Cementing Dysfunction in Co-Dependent Relationships
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Auto-Lobotomization for Dummies |