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Pennis the Menace
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The Ramburglar
3
The Giving Tree
4
Wrinklebeast
5
Acorn Andy
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Johnny Come Early
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Third Arm of Justice
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The Zipper Ripper
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Everybody Loves the Nubbin
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Lance Wyoming
11
Gertrude Frankenstein
12
Twinkie
13
The Exxon Valdenis
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Tony the Hustler
15
The Littlest Traffic Cop
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Abdullah (the Tent Maker)
17
Donald Pump
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Admiral James T. Cock
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President Johnson
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Kaptain Kielbasa
21
Old Drizzly
22
Federal Love Project
23
Chief of Staff
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Pope John Pole III
25
Thor's Hammer
26
King Leer
27
Schtuppopolis
28
The Molten Mushroom
29
The Powerprawn
30
Scepter of Sordidness
31
Horseman of the Ahumpalypse
32
Regurgitator of Rejuvenation
33
E.T.'s Stinkfinger
34
Niagara Balls
35
Meat Maelstrom
36
Trembling Torpedo
37
King Ohyeah
38
Buster McThunderstick
39
Madeleine Albright
40
The Viscount of Veins
41
The New York Post
42
Winnie the Cock
43
The Sixth Beatle
44
The True Cross
45
The Fleshy Winnebago
46
The Squinty Blowpop
47
The Slim Reaper
48
Jack Kerouwacker
49
The Naughtiest Cardinal
50
Master's Pincushion
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