Paycheck Explained...

Gross pay: $1222.02

Income Tax 244.40	Outgo Tax 45.21	State Tax 61.10	Interstate Tax 5.89
County Tax 6.11	City Tax 12.22	Rural Tax 4.44	Back Tax 1.11
Front Tax 1.16	Side Tax 1.61	Up Tax 2.22	Down Tax 1.11
Tic-Tacs 1.98	Thumbtacs 3.93	Carpet Tacs 0.98	Stadium Tax 0.69
Flat Tax 8.32	Surtax 3.46	Ma'am Tax 2.60	Parking Fee 5.00
No Parking Fee 10.00	F.I.C.A. 1.88	T.G.I.F. 9.95	Life Insurance 5.85
Health Insurance 16.23	Disability 2.50	Ability 0.25	Liability Insurance 3.41
Dental Insurance 4.50	Mental Insurance 4.33	Reassurance 0.11	Coffee 6.85
Coffee Cups 66.51	Calendar 3.06	Floor Rental 16.85	Chair Rental 4.32
Desk Rental 4.32	Union Dues 5.85	Union Dont's 3.77	Cash Advances 0.69
Cash Retreats 121.35	Overtime 1.26	Undertime 54.83	Eastern Time 9.00
Central Time 8.00	Pacific Time 7.00	Mountain Time 6.00	GMT 24.00
Bathroom Time 4.44	Time Out 12.21	Oxygen 10.02	Water 16.54
Electricity 38.23	Heat 51.42	Air Conditioning 46.83	Misc. 144.38

Take-Home pay: $0.02