| Teddy | Don't MAKE me come over there! |
| Teddy | You know what... (I know my way over there!) |
| Romeo | Good times... good times... |
| David | I do NOT have a detachable ass! |
| David | I was NOT ____________ to Liar Liar!!! |
| Jim | Hire a hitman! |
| John | There can be only ONE Barney! |
| PapaBear | I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure if you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. |
| Annoying | Cheese. |
| Kathy | (when someone says "funny" sarcastically) I thought so! |
| Romeo | Hmm.. I think I've had these before... (from movie Van Wilder) |
| PapaBear | I don't drink nowdays - I'm allergic to alcohol and narcotics - I break out in handcuffs. |
| Teddy | Yar - there be butt here. |
| Teddy | Grr - I'm lessdexic. (During a D&D game) |
| John | Technically John's T-Shirt - "Turn to Sh*t" (D&D Spell) |
| Jim | This room is full of moocho debris. |
| Teddy | (The Die) looked sticky the way you tossed it. |
| Jim | Jims reply: That's my famous Sticky Toss. |
| Romeo | Mine! |
| Teddy | MineMine! |
| David | MineMMine! |
| PapaBear | Mine! (All in horrible imitation of the birds on Finding Nemo) |
| Teddy | (and Kathy) BAD SQUISHY!!! |
| Teddy | (when she's really mad at people or something) - FLIPPIN' FLIPPERHEADS! lol. |
| Teddy | (not trying to do it on purpose) - when Neopets
goes down AGAIN! : Stupid Stuperheads!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Teddy | Don't look at me in that tone of voice! |
| John | I can do that, I've seen me do it! |
| Someone Online | I do tend to judge a book by its cover, I'm not saying that thats a good thing, it isnt, but thats the way I am and I wont change. |
| Teddy's Reply | lol. That's kinda sad - but it's good you're honest about it. lol. I'm sorry you're missing out on a lot of things... glossy covers up a lot of bad stuff - when you learn that you'll learn a LOT. |
| John | After our Role Playing characters had a Geis (magical make-you-do-a-quest-thingie) put on us, we had a dragon encounter... so John's quip was... "Does that make us Magically Delicious?" |
| Tom | If you weren't so stupid I could explain to you how stupid you were! |
| PapaBear | (After Teddy said she doesn't have as much energy as Zoey) I don't think a nuclear power plant has as much energy as Zoey! (our doggie) |
| PapaBear | (talking about a totally nude waitress that "we'd never see in the states") "It's over there in a Danish country - what do you call it - Dainland?" |
| PrettyBird (aka Mattison) | PsychoPrettyBird! |
| PapaBear | After given pain meds before surgery & trying to read the back of a paperback book: "Why do all the words blur together?" (he was sooo cute when he said it...) |
| PapaBear | After given pain meds before surgery. "It all of a sudden got real
bright in here... Teddy: "That's because you opened your eyes sweetheart." PapaBear: "Oh." |
| Teddy | (after they gave papabear pain meds before surgery.) "It's like they gave you happy gas." PapaBear: "No, I don't have gas." |
| Teddy | (after they gave papabear pain meds before surgery.) pushed the button on the bed to make it move up... PapaBear: "why did the world move? |
| Teddy | (after they gave papabear pain meds before surgery.) "Are you alright?" PapaBear: "Yeah, but there are two of you." |
| Teddy | I'm not a potato fan wedge any more. (instead of potato wedge fan.) |
| Mango | (while going out to change a lightbulb outside). Hey - can we turn the light on first? |
| Teddy | I'm the flip-flop cowgirl! Yehaw |
| Teddy | Ew! Ew! Zoey (dog) got her ass juice on me! |
| Teddy | While listening to "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" - Teddy says "This makes me wanna play Vice City 'cause it makes me wanna Shoot Shit." |
| PapaBear | Talking about Neverwinter Nights - "Wanna ploing?" (Combo of Join & Play) |
| Corey & John | John (while thinking of something for a D&D character) "Oh!
I've got an idea!" Corey (Immediately) "I've got a better one!" |
| Drew | "...In my idiot head of mine." (Welcome to the club my friend.) 8) 8) 8) |
| Tom (To Teddy) | "Geez! You smell like a frickin' sugar cookie!" |
| Teddy | While playing Crackdown on the 360 & making a huge jump "I accept!!!" |
Cory  |
While talking randomly and trying to DM ~ he interrupts himself to say "BUT, it's your turn" and points to Teddy. |