1	The Amazing Adventures of Rod Johnson and Virginia Von Snatchworth
	2	Trolling the Bus Station
	3	Sanding the Bunion
	4	Thumping the Flesh Sculpture
	5	Staying Late for Extra Credit in Math
	6	Wearing Tight Wet Jeans While Watching "Mary Poppins"
	7	Decking the Prostate with Boughs of Jolly
	8	Tooling Around in the Golf Cart With Ed Begley, Jr.
	9	Alphabetizing the Coupons
	10	Crying Havoc and Letting Slip the Dogs of Cock
	11	Churning the Lap Mucus
	12	Disciplining the Cabin Boy
	13	Giving the Mime a Reach-Around
	14	Basting the Pork Loin
	15	Filling the Emotional Void
	16	Kneading the Loaf
	17	Exhuming John Denver's Corpse
	18	Dancing the Llama
	19	The Vulcan Groin Meld
	20	Paying the Visa Bill
	21	Convening the Subcommittee
	22	Dreaming in Fucknicolor
	23	Hieronymus Boff
	24	Leaving a 40% Tip
	25	Feasting at Fatburger
	26	A Little Bit of the In and Out and Smoke a Cig, and then More In and Out, and then a Wet Smack and Some More In and Out, and then Shut Up I'm Trying to Sleep
	27	Doing the Doug Llewelyn
	28	Probing the Corruption
	29	The Dog & Bony Show
	30	Impersonating Daddy
	31	Fire in the Hole!
	32	Shopping for Turtlenecks
	33	Defragging the Hard Drive
	34	Rubbin' the Nubbin'
	35	Dejeuner Sur L'herbe
	36	Docking the Hovercraft
	37	Hip-Wading through the Sushi Bog
	38	Boosting the Welfare Check
	39	Scoring Tickets to Siegfried & Roy
	40	Flensing the Humpback
	41	Nuking the Toaster Strudel
	42	Getting Ready for Bed
	43	Bobbing for Thong
	44	Making Puppies
	45	Forsaking the Ministry
	46	Making the Most of Recent Layoffs
	47	Fasting for Ramadong
	48	Caulking & Spackling
	49	Parking the Winnebago
	50	Partita for Solo Beaver in A Minor