1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
3. There is a skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
4. The password is "bubba."
5. The numeric key pad only goes up to six.
6. "Winders 95" has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it.
7. Outgoing faxes have beer stains on them.
8. The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast.
9. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
10. The menus all have okra, BBQ, grits & ice tea options.
11. The monitor is up on blocks.
12. Seven blue tick hounds are under the desk.
13. Deer jerky is in the desk drawer.
14. The screen saver consists of a picture of Ned Beatty with Dueling Banjos
playing in the background.
15. The six front keys have rotted out.
16. He has a John Deere pocket protector