(This was a Myspace bulletin I got... verrrry funny - so I figured it was worth posting lol.)
This is a breakup letter. Help us finish it by only typing THREE MORE WORDS in the letter, and then pass it on. This will be hilarious!!! Be creative!

(I noticed some people wrote more than 3 words, but it really is funnier if you stick to it. ONLY THREE WORDS!!)

Yvonne- I'm sorry but
Angie - this can't go
John - on. Sometimes, people
Erica - have sex with
Danielle - random animals. The
Colie- animal gets pregnant.
Missy - I must be
Darrel - hitting a nerve...
Andrea - This is so
Joe - you not me,
Holly - you crazy stalker.
Julie- I'm dating your
Rich - entire family, and
Amber - the fetishes with
Jason - midgets have gone
Luna - crazy, and I
Bullet - have dirty STDs,
Supergirl - and i take
Victoria - seven hours to
Cole- say one word,
Marcella - and I cant
DJ Jaykubs - cum without crying.
Hay Hay ~ But thats the
misty - smallest problem. You
christopher - remind me of
Danielle R. - a platypus with
Patron Angel ~ a large hairy
Elisha - butt. Where did
Ariel - that giant wart
Katherine- come from? Sometimes
Katie-you make me
Marissa - cringe. I hate
Jon - the way you
Lauren - smell and the
Barr - thing on your
Shana- toe makes me
Garrett - vomit a lot.
Aaron - I should really
Adam - hit you with
Andy - the truth. My
Hannah - relationship with your
Trip Jupiter - father, which began
Jill- with anal beads
Elizabeth -- and chocolate pudding
Christy - can only end
Sara - in marriage. So,
Jerel - tell your mom
Jan - the CoolWhip is
Matt - still sexy when
Morgan - She puts it
Adam - on the dog.
Amanda - just remember to rub
Truett- and stroke your
Jenny - stank assesd self
JusT - untill you die.
Libby - I wish things
JESSICA - W/ YOUR SISTER
Crab - weren't so damn
keith - much fun.
Heather - I hate the way
Clint - your nipples look
Anna - and you should
James - Put out more
Sharlee - I also hate
Linda - changing your diapers.
Catherine - That threesome Wednesday
Jessica B.- with your cousin
Denise - lasted longer than
mike - with your mom
christa - and your sister
Sage - so I said
Stormtrooper - Give me some
tubbsie - duct-tape and charcoal
marta - so i can
Cesar - burn that thing
Twinkie - off your butt
allan - When we play
BETH - ninja turtles. You
KRISTINA - make me wanna
COURTNEY - get a dildo
Laurissa~ so i can......
Allison~ show, are you...
Tyra- sure you wanna,
Bianca- lick my underarm
Jess- while i'm drinking
Manny - Maybe an operation
CARRIE- can change your
CALLI-poor pathetic round
Chandler- hemorroid. You should
Jeri - really go suck
Onna- a dog's butt!
Cory - it would make
Donna - you smell better.
Brandon- I cant stand
jeremy- the way you
Peter - drench my face
Linda - when we kiss,
sandy- i hope you
alice - go away soon, then
Angelface- suffocate and die
MerlinzPet, Raven~ you morbid elfin.
Gaia ~ And one last
Gaia S. - thing you whiny
John G.- flatulent pussy monger
Ruthieee- I think I'm....
Sara - Ready to get
Barb - that crazy hitman
Emily - remember, the cross-dresser?
Scott- that we boned
teri~in the desert
Dahl - with that crazy
Pis - Two headed lizard
Robert - that was mild
Julie-compared to the
Aly - one legged hooker
Drue-with no teeth
Lainey-and a mullet
Rhonda- smell coming from
Bayou Boy ~ rotting fungus infected
Gwen~~ toes. Can we
Rachel....get drunk again
Flea - and piss off
Steve- that long bridge
Tara-we walked across
Crabtree-after we fucked
anthony- in that dumpster
CuRiOuS GeOrGe- your ass was
Charlie ~ covered with jam
Heather ~ and your dick
Associates~ smelled like uncooked
Criminal~shit. And your mole
shake~is bigger than
Angel-ever and smells
Lauren- like a donkey's
Rita~butt. So please
sexyfred. stay in england
lellee ~ you skanky whore,
Sheila~ and don't bother
Teddy ~ to spank me...