20. Stand perfectly still at the front window until someone on the street notices you. Quickly pull the blinds down, then, seconds later, peer around the blinds at them. Proceed until they a) Go away, or b) Call the police.
19. Play the same CD on every stereo in the house at once. Try to synchronize them.
18. SCARE YOUR PETS!!! Then cuddle them. THEN SCARE THEM AGAIN!!! Then cuddle them. Ahh, a nice, quiet cuddle--SCARE!!! No baby, it's okay... SCARE!!! If they run away, they'll be back, for food; make sure you're ready for action when they return.
17. Sit on the front porch with a bottle of scotch. Yell abuse at pedestrians. Say nonsense. Wave your arms. Yell. For bonus points, colour a tooth black beforehand.
16. Hide in the bushes near your mailbox and wait for the mailman to arrive. When he reaches for the mailbox, scream as loud as you can. If he tries again, scream again.
15. Report a robbery to the police. When they arrive and ask what was stolen, reply "Only my heart," and give them a long, warm hug.
14. If you live in an apartment, continually tap morse code for "SOS" on the neighbours' walls. If they come to your door, deny any knowledge of the signals. Continue tapping once they leave.
13. Search for secret passages.
12. Turn everyone's clothes inside out, and carefully put them back in place.
11. Explore your sexuality using other people's toothbrushes.
10. Superglue all of the furniture to the ceiling. Oh, sure, it may take you over 3 days of solid hard labour, but boy, imagine the looks on their faces!
9. Establish a permanent fort in the main TV room of the house. Refer to it as "Control Base Alpha". Store food supplies and ammunition in there.
8. Drink!
7. Set up whoopie cushions around the house. Offend yourself.
6. Grab the walking lead for your dog and yell "WALKIES!" (or whatever gets your dog excited); then put the lead back, sit down, and watch TV.
5. Rummage through the darkest corner of the freezer with your eyes shut. Eat the first thing you grab.
4. Gather up all the spare change hidden behind the couch, chairs, and bed frames. Throw it at passing cars.
3. Go through the history and cache of each computer in the house. Take notes for blackmailing purposes.
2. Zip yourself up in the bean bag, staying as still as possible. When people return and someone sits on you, yell "TUBBS McGRAVITY!"
1. Discover which storage spaces your cat fits into.
...While in the office
(Thanks to Guy)
1. Run one lap around the office at top speed
2. Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other 'no-player' must be in the bathroom at the time)
3. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you
4. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye"
5. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
6. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
7. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way"
8. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
9. While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
10. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers
11. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it"
12. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice)
13. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
14. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
15. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
16. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
17. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'.
18. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do number two".
19. After every sentence, say 'mon'(man) in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in, "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
20. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
21. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
22. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce "As God is my witness; I'll never go hungry again".
23. In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
24. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"
25. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to
the same person:
"Do you hear that?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now"
26. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it"
27. Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
28. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
29. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
30. Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
31. Rollerblade around the floor throwing sweets
32. Always leave the photocopier set to reduce 200%, extra dark, A5 paper and for 99 copies.
33. Practice making fax and modem noises.
34. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
35. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make "croaking" noises.
36. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
37. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce, "no, wait I messed it up" and repeat.
38. Ask people what gender they are.
39. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
...In Class
1. when the teacher leaves, run around tagging people saying your it! (submitted
by Andrew Thayer)
2. wad up small pieces of toilet paper. and then spit them at your teacher. when she asked who did it say "I've got diarrhea!" (submitted by Andrew Thayer)
3. turn off the tv during boring movies (submitted by Rohr12915)
4. when the teacher calls on you refuse to answer (submitted by Rohr12915)
5. at your new school repeat swear words and when the teacher gets mad tell
everyone that you can't help your turrets (submitted by Rohr12915)
...Anywhere (Why not go on a scavenger hunt??)
Whenever you have a whole free day, why not hit the town and go on a scavenger
hunt???
Scavenger Hunt items: (Click here for printer friendly version)
1. Get service without shoes or shirt - 15 pts.
2. Trade pants with a stranger - 20 pts.
3. French Kiss a girl - 10 pts.
4. Get a bum to sign a pizza box - 20 pts.
5. Get help from someone - 10 pts.
6. Mystery Item ???
7. Catch the "Franklin Vibe" - dress up like Ben Franklin and fly
a kite - 25 pts.
8. Mud from a sick lake - 10 pts.
9. Hot Chick in lingerie - 25 pts.
10. Get a bee sting - 30 pts.
11. Autograph a cow - 20 pts.
12. Get clothes-lined - 30 pts.
13. Do a "Shopping Cart" - 20 pts.
14. Get a girl's bra - 10 points. Get underwear - 20 pts.
15. Scoop up dog crap and throw it in a sewage plant - 15 pts. With bare hands
- 25 pts.
16. Piggy back ride from cop - 50 pts.
17. Lick a mannequin's ass - 10pts.
18. Get a flag for 10 points. Put it on the Margera's roof - 25 pts.
19. Get a massage - 10 pts.
20. Steal from Don Vito - 25 pts.
21. Mystery Item ???
22. Take a bite of a stranger's meal at a restaurant - 30 pts.
23. Get a cashier to say, "What are you using that for?" - 30 pts.
24. Get hit by a ball at the batting cage - 25 pts.
25. Suck a sick fart - 30 pts.
26. Mystery Item ???
27. Try on lipstick - 10 pts. Full face make-up - 40 pts.
28. Keep sardines in your mouth for 15 minutes - 15 pts.
29. Get a girl to pour baked beans down your pants for - 10 pts.
30. Bowl a strike with cheesy shoes - 40 pts.
31. Shot-put a turkey into your car - 30 pts.
32. Get kicked out of a store - 20 pts.
33. Kiss your partner's ass - 15 pts.
34. Get kicked in the balls - 20 pts.
35. Run a mile without pants - 40 pts.
36. Dress like a waitress and seat a customer - 10 points. Dance - 20 pts.
Get a tip - 30.
37. Do 25 push ups - 25 pts.
38. Eat 6 eggs - 20 pts.
39. Dig a 3-foot hole. Jump in it and get buried to your head - 20 pts.
40. Find an earthworm and eat it - 30 pts.
41. Bag some road kill - 10 pts.
42. Hurt someone's feelings, then make them laugh - 20 pts.
43. Ollie a gap - 10 pts.
44. Get spit on by a llama - 20 pts.
45. French kiss a stranger - 20 pts.
46. Give a homeless person a pedicure - 30 pts.
47. Get a math problem tattoo - 40 pts.
48. Change pants with a stranger - 15 pts. Full clothes change - 30 pts.
49. Eat a boogie - 20 pts.
50. Wedgie - 10 pts.
51. Get an old lady to flip off the camera - 10 pts.