Dance to the music in your head
Visit keepersoflists.org
act out famous scenes from movies
longest paper clip chain ever, you can do it!
Read all Keepers old lists
Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet
Light your farts
Vote down entries.
brush up on you klingon
Find Nemo.
Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed
Read the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in one sitting.
Did I mention masturbate?
Mail Jerry Falwell a Hustler magazine
masturbate
masturbate some more
Ponder Life (if your philosophical)
Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins
practice your Jedi powers
Scream for no reason.
Walk in circle's till you fall down
Watch a presidential debate
become a video game tester
Have a snowball fight, only with gerbils instead of snowballs.
learn elvish
online quizzes
call your mother
Count ceiling tiles
Dabble in cannibalism.
Dial-a-Prayer and argue
Paint all the nieghbours lawn gnomes Pink...
read the dictionary backwards for hidden messages
sing in elevators
Start a cult.
... uh, go looking for your mind
Build full size dream home using only pop sticks and glue.
Midget tossing.
Practice the fish slapping dance
See every movie playing at a theater near you.
take that massive dump that you've been putting off
Test thin ice...with a pogo stick
write poetry (no matter how bad)
Ask wife for the chore list you thought you would never do.
Build a giant "laser" on the moon...
Have your car painted plaid
Put your mouth on someone's stomach and make rude noises.
Read (only if REALLY bored)
Rhyme the last thing someone says.
try telekinesis
Visit the places in town you never been to before.
Call local government offices and insult them. (using friend's phone)
Clean and polish your belly button
Correct flagrant spelling mistakes in Keepers of Lists' list titles
Find way to ice-over your street durring the Summer.
Give a Rorschach (Ink-blot) Test to your gerbil
One-handed web surfing.
Put a ferret in each pant leg
Remove every hair from your body individually, with tweezers
Sort the nieghbourhoods recycle bins into propper order
Stare witlessly at the wall while humming showtunes
Try food combos only pregnant women would eat.
write a new list
drink
Make bet with friends that you can travel the world in 80 days.
play video games
practice vulcan mind melding
Wax the ceiling
Write life story on computer then push DELETE. (simulated suiside)
Count to Elevendy Billion
Have phone sex with strangers you find in YahooYellowPages
Knit a sweater out of belly button lint
paint
Send your goldfish to obedience school
watch cspan
Watch Ernest goes to summer camp over and over again
...This.
Airhorn + megaphone
Watch the Home Shopping Club
Yodel
clean your gun
get a job you lazy bum
Go to the bermuda triangle
pluck every hair off your cat 1 by 1
put grapes in the microwave
Rig a trap door in front of your bedroom
Become closet masked wresiler.
Do the chicken dance
Post "how wuz hat putato plaid?" to every message board you know of
sing in the shower
stop going to the bathroom because there are too many squirrels
think of ways to end it all
watch porn
become a stalker
eye pong
hug a tree (I mean why Not)
lern ow tu spel
Pretend your a spy
sign up for an underwater basket weaving class
go to keepers of lists
Learn kung-fu
pluck every hair from your cat 1 by 1
practice tai-chi
Pretend your Neo
Try gay sex.
grow a mustache
introduce folk dancing
Join a ballet class
Join the NRA
act like a little kid when your at Wal-mart
act like space aliens are sucking out your brains
chase it (your mind that is)