So, it's summer and you are totally bored, what are you going to do? Well, if you follow this list, YOU'LL NEVER BE BORED AGAIN. Okay, no guarantees, but it's sure fun to read.

Make a website (hmmm, where'd I get that idea?)
Go to the dollar store and ask how much everything costs. Act surprised each time ("That costs a dollar? Really?")
Toilet paper your friend's house, then leave a note making it look like some dummy got the wrong house (Here's to you Katie Egbert!)
Buy some wood and build something
Make a movie
Prank call people using a voice changer
Better yet, prank call Kristin Ruthrauff at 623-878-9922
Pretend everyone smells but you
Go to the library and learn a dark art or something like...astral projection
Try out new hairstyles
Find out the lyrics to songs that nobody knows the lyrics to, memorize them, and impress your friends (i.e. "The Macarena")
See how deep you can dig a hole in your neighbor's yard before they catch you. Try to beat that record the next day
Play frisbee
Sit outside your house with a pair of binoculars. Watch people who walk by your house...even if they are five feet away from you
Chase cars that go down your block