Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nippes for?
A: It's braille for "suck here."

Q: What is an Australiam kiss?
A: It is the same as a French kiss, except it's Down Under.

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they leave they take your house and car with them.

Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.