(Please feel free to email me your ideas/experiences at teddy@gonewacko.org)
*At night under the stars *Anywhere during a thunderstorm *With no less than 50 candles around
*In a fabric hammock on a sunny beach *On a waterbed *In a cave *In a field full of wildflowers
*In a barn loft on a bed of hay (with a blanket, hay is itchy! ~ add cowboy boots & cowboy hat...)
*In a Sauna (saucy!) (filled w/bubbles?) *In a highwire gondola! *At the foot of a waterfall *In a jacuzzi
*In a vehicle behind a busy store *On your kitchen table *On a reallly plush carpet
*While "stuck" at the top of a ferris wheel *At a rest area off a highway *Beside a river/creek
*On horseback... *In a canoe hehehe (or paddleboat, or fishing boat parked somewhere)
*On a hotel balcony, covered with a fuzzy blanket. *In front of a video camera
*In the back of a movie theatre (bonus if it's crowded) *In a room Full of balloons (all day prep)
*In the ocean/river/lake/big pond/swimming pool/shower *In the bed of a truck on a hot summer night.
*Under a waterfall *In a park on the swingset after dark *In bed with silk or satin sheets.
*13. On a train in the middle of the night. *In a public restroom. *On a motorcycle.
*In an open field at night *On a rooftop in the city *In an elevator *Top bunk of a bunkbed
*After hours on a display bed in a mall/store *At your office *In a tree house
*On an old soft sheet with chocolate body frosting. *On a bed surrounded by pillows.
*Under the bleachers during a sporting event. *In your parents car. *In a phone booth.
*In a library between the stacks.In a library between the stacks. *On a tractor.
*In a car at the drive-in movies *Anywhere in the mountains *In a state park *rent a nice hotel
*Outside during a sunset *Under a rainbow *In wet grass under a full moon
*On an abandoned air field/near the landing strip of a commercial air strip *On a porch swing
*On a trampoline *On top of a hill w/great view of lights *On a ride in an amusement park
*In the back of a limo *In a hot air balloon *In a car "stranded" on the side of a road
*On the deck of a yacht - any time. *In the living room during the day with the windows wide open.
*In the car going through an automated car wash. *In a department store restroom.*On a tanning bed.
*baseball diamond at night/stands during the day *On a pool table *At a bed & breakfast
*On the hood of your car on a "deserted" gravel road *In a field full of wildflowers *On a sailboat
*On the ridge/at the bottom of the Grand Canyon *On the ridge of an inactive volcano
*On top of a washing machine while it's running *Next to a campfire/bonfire *Picnic table at the park
*On a soft rug in front of a fireplace. *On a bed with rose petals everywhere *On a diving board
*Next to your lit Christmas Tree *Inside a butterfly house or sanctuary. *In an RV during a road trip.
*In the mud during a light rain. *In the foam pit at your local gymnastics academy *In a pool on a floatie
*On a riding lawn mower. *On a slip-n-slide in your backyard.*On a mini golf (putt putt) course.
*On top of a fire truck. *On a recliner. *On soft grass with no blankets. *On a park bench.
*On a mechanical bull (in action!) *In the car while driving on the expressway *In a go-cart
*On the deck of a cruise ship *On a blanket at center ice of an ice rink *On a swing set
*Under a highway overpass of a rarely used road *In a coat closet at a party *Couch at home
*In the middle of an apple orchard *While handcuffed to your bed *On a vibrating bed
*In a deserted top row of a concert hall during a concert *On a golf cart *On a bicycle
*Duck blind while "hunting" *In a hellicopter during flight *In a police vehicle *In an airport lounge.
*In the restroom of a moving greyhound bus *Up against a wall in your house *In a hummer/Convertible
*Under a sprinkler in your yard *Under a blanket during a romantic carriage ride *In the snow
*In a rocking chair or glider *In a deserted area of a zoo - get wild like the animals *In your closet
*In a classroom on a desk *In front of your webcam *On a massage chair or vibrating massage pad
*In a gazebo at a park in the moon light *In the stairwell of your office building *On a bear rug
*In a room full of mirrors *On a huge stack of pillows on the floor *On a ping pong table
*On a surfboard in the ocean *In a random office building that's about to be closed or demolished
*On your counter top - one of you sitting on it, the other standing *On a blanket during fireworks display
*On a cool basement floor with a thin blanket *Haunted Halloween hayride in the dark under a blanket
*In a jeep with the doors removed *On a round, rotating bed (ala Hugh Hefner and Austin Powers)
*On an inflatable fun island in the middle of a lake *In front of your open fridge *exercise bench
*In a nightclub - either in the restroom or a secluded area of the club (or on the dance floor)
*While crashing a wedding *During a castle tour... castle sex is HOT