Another version:
Boys are rotton, made out of cotton
Girls are sexy, made out of Pepsi
Girls go to college to gain more knowledge
Boys go to Jupiter to get EVEN stupider.
IN A CABIN BY THE WOODS
In a cabin by the woods
(draw a square in the air with your fingers)
A little old man by the window stood
(make circles, like binoculars, with your hands and put up to your eyes)
Saw a rabbit hopping by
(two fingers in the air, like a V, moving your hand up and down)
Knocking at his door
(knocking motion with one fist)
"Help me! Help me! Help!" he cried
(fling hands in the air three times)
For the hunter shoot me down
(thumb up, index finger pointing like a gun with both hands and move up and
down)
Little rabbit come inside
(move one hand in a circlular motion towards yourself as if you're beckoning
someone to come to you)
Safely you may hide
(rock your arms like you're rocking a baby)
(The fun thing about his song is that you keep repeating it, but at each line, you just hum the tune and do the hand motions. So the second time you sing it, you don't say "In a cabin by the woods", you just hum it and make the hand gesture. The third time, you leave out both 1st and 2nd lines (humming only) do just the hand gesture, sing the rest. You keep going until there are no words, just humming and gestures.)
MAILMAN MAILMAN DO YOUR DUTY
Mailman, mailman do your duty.
Here comes a lady with an African booty.
She can do the pom-poms, she can do the splits, I bet you $5 she can't do
this: (Take your feet, and go back and forth, pointing your toes out, then
your heels out, then toes, then heels....
As you're doing it, your feet are moving out, so you're getting closer to
the ground.)
BASEBALL TAUNT
Rally! Rally! Pitcher's name is Sally!
We want a pitcher, not a belly itcher!
We want a batter, not a broken ladder!
TACO, BURRITO
Taco
Burrito
What's comin' outta your Speedo?
With that much gas
You can really float,
Puttin' around like a motor boat!
YOU REMIND ME OF A MAN
You remind me of a man.
What man?
The man with the power.
What power?
The power of hoodoo.
Hoodoo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of a man.
What man? [etc.]
ATCHI KATCHI LIBERATCHI
Atchi Katchi Liberatchi
I love You
Take a peach, take a pear, take the teachers underwear
no more looks, no more looks, no more teachers dirty looks!
A HORSE, A FLEA, AND 3 BLIND MICE
A horse, a flea, and three blind mice,
sat on a curbstone shooting dice.
The horse, he slipped and fell on the flea.
The flea said "Whoops, there's a horse on me."