I found the need to make a page so that I can put audio files on my website. My collection is rather smallish right now though! Lol. 8)

*Warning*
This page isfilled with references to spanking, BDSM, violence, profanity, slash and other quirky things. If any of these things bother you, then do not go any further.


German "Barbie Girl" by Aqua
Oklahoma Downhill by Gambling? I think not - but funny anyway.
Bend Over!*
Guys Compilation*
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off to Bed We Go...*
Hi Ho 2*
Kewl Bunny Sex. Lol.*
Condom Man*
Duck Job*
Lust 4 Sex*
Man Song
Woman Song
Master B8r*
OMG Sex*
PeeWee's Playhouse - Sexy!*
Pet Names for Genitalia*
Song about What's Under the Scotsman's Kilt - Very funny ending! *
Seamen.*
Throb - what the singing chick wants.*
Toon Sex*
X-Rated Jingle Bells*
Yank Yank Yank, Tug Tug Tug...*
What if the chicken won't wear nylons?
Pink & Brain - already naked
Would you do it for a scooby snack?
Homer Simpson - I Am Gay
H. Simpson - Human Wang is a Beautiful Thang.
Mr. Burns: "Take off my belt" Smithers: "With Pleasure Sir!"
Homer: "I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming!"
Mr. Burns: "Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket."
Smithers: "You don't have to tell me, sir."
Monty Python - Lumberjack Song.
Third Rock From the Sun: "I-I-I-I feel so utterly exposed and vulnerable and not in that fun spanky way."
Dr. Evil: "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it."
The seven words you can't say on televison.
Every Sperm is Sacred (Monty Python)
All Things Dull & Ugly (Monty Python)
Gettin' Sticky With It...*
Tyson - Bit is Ear...
Spouse is Having an Online Relationship...*
Breasts...
Legalize Prostitution* LMAO
Versitile Word F*ck*** LMAO
Cirque (video game music) 2.3k
Thank God I'm a pubic hair 902k
Yeah Toast!!! 2206k wma

Disclaimer : I do not own these items. Their copyrights belong to the various individuals and institutions that hold them. No disrespect is intended in sharing these items. If there is something here that should not be, let me know and I will remove it ASAP. Thanks!