So I went on a street that I'm not used to, and I see a car wash, a playground with inflatable slide & other Bigtoys.  Then I get to where I'm going.  A McDonalds... They sell chocolate that's not chocolate.  Rice and noodles with something else in it that taste's like chocolate.  And doughnuts - all in the name of Healthier foods.... I go in, and miss the throng of people standing at the front.  I go past the door to follow this one lady who has a card with her, and the alarm goes off!  I finally realize I have to go through the big line first.  There's a big guy and he's kinda gaffawing at me, and I step in line by a lady who's gritchy at first, but then is nice.  I follow her around the line to the front counter.  The first lady isn't doing anything but reading a newspaper and doesn't have a register.  So the 2nd lady in line will be my person.  Just as I get up there someone from the back THROWS A *mind goes blank* Ummm... oh - SPEAR. lol.  The guy throws a spear at the 3rd lady & hits her in her boobies, but it's sideways so it doesn't hurt.  Well this startles me of course. lol.  Then this lady with a HUGE fold-up-fan with feathers at the tip throws something else, but I can't remember.  So I'm ordering my food, and the lady won't remember very well so I have to make it easy.  I order food for Saturday, Sunday & Monday.  But I'm wishing I didn't order for Monday because I didn't want it. Then she says that she'll have to do something special to get my change and I tell her to drop Monday's then and that helps her out.
  Then we're at the tables and this lady wants salt. (There wasn't salt at the break-room table at work yesterday.)  And this one guy says - this is what we get paid to do (talking to me, who doesn't work there).  So he pulls me back to the back, and before we get to the door there are salt containers and he hands one off to another guy to take to the lady.  We get back in the back and they have squeeze bottles for everything - chocolate syrup, maple syrup, apple cobbler topping for biscuits, and then I find the original ingredients that they use to fill the bottles, and that's the only place I saw the ketchup - which I was then after. ?!  lol.  Um... then the alarm went off at 108301238 decibles and scared the crap outta me. lol.